In this post you will learn:
- What NOT to say if you want her to respond to you!
- Why she even swiped right in the first place.
- Why Tinder is the Ultimate Hook Up App and you shouldn’t waste your time with others.
- How to get her interested in you by opening with lines based on her personality.
- When is the perfect time to send her a message..
- Becoming a Tinder pick-up master by putting it all together to create THE ULTIMATE PICK UP LINE
*BBZZZZ* YOU GOT A MATCH!
So, you got a match. Sweet dude! –That was the easy part.
“OMFG WHAT SHOULD I TEXT HER SO SHE WILL INSTANTLY LOVE ME” – Random Chump
Now comes the hard part, you actually need to talk to the girl. AND – you need to be clever, witty, interesting and intriguing without being creepy. So what’s the best way to start the conversation so she doesn’t ignore you? Or better yet – is actually interested in hooking up? What is that magic one-liner that will make her drop her panties, and come running all wet and willing your way?
Well, it’s not that easy. Sorry bro, there’s no magic pill.
You do actually have to be a cool person before she will fuck you- no matter what you text her But that’s a whole different blog post..
However, after a shit ton of testing, I’ve found the perfect way to get her begging for it. These pick-up lines are getting insane response rates!
You see, I used to be a chump… At least online.. I’m not a good looking guy.
I was pretty charming in person but online I had no luck. Girls saw me on Tinder and swiped left most of the time.
And the ones that did swipe right, never freakin’ responded to my messages.
It’s so frustrating to spend all that time and mental energy and not even get a response!
But that was before I learned these tinder hacks.. More on that later.
It changed everything.
Hot girls actually liked me AND they initiated the conversation? AND they were the first to ask to meet up in person!
Wtf was going on?
I had learned the code. The code that turned me into a texting god and gave me the confidence to be a man. Not a douche ‘alfamale’ that was a jerk to everybody but the best version of my self.
You can get your hands on the hacks by clicking here (the full info is paid but watch the free video it’s good stuff) but if you are a total noob let’s go over some basic stuff first:
The First Response Is the Hardest – After That It’s like an Avalanche
She’s a woman, they love to talk, but you need to get them started and trusting you. Therefore, make the initial contact light and simple. Don’t ask them out. I repeat. Do not ask her to meet with you right away. Don’t make her commit in any way. YOU JUST WANT HER TO RESPOND. That’s it!
The thing is that if you try to start out with a deep serious question, they might not have time or be in the mood to respond right at that time. They’re also trying to decide if you’re a creepo or not – so build some freaking rapport before asking them to show up in person.
If they don’t respond when they first see the message, then they probably never will.
Because it’s awkward. She suddenly has to tell you why she didn’t respond in the first place, which makes her feel like an idiot. This makes YOU look bad because you made her feel stupid!. I repeat – MAKE THE FIRST TEXT EASY TO RESPOND TO.
Don’t Be an Idiot
Even if your first is easy to respond to, she might still consider it creepy, or weird (a little weird can be good), or disgusting. For the love of all that is holy don’t ask her if she likes big fat cocks! Even if you had one, it would still be weird and very, very few women, if any would find that text message appealing.
Instead, you would be labeled a disgusting weirdo (she would be right) and she would not respond. I can guarantee 99% of women do NOT want to see your cock. Don’t send them an unsolicited picture and don’t ask them.
Point being: just because you are behind a screen on Tinder doesn’t mean you should text something you wouldn’t say in real life.
Yes, it’s hilarious, , but it won’t get you laid or out on a date.
Don’t Try and Stand out from the Crowd – Stand out from the Creeps Instead
There are a shit ton of creeps out there. Almost all of them are guys. Beautiful girls have to deal with these guys all the time, and therefore are defensive until you show them that you are not one of them (you’re not right?).
Just make the first couple of texts about stuff that shows that you are NOT a weirdo.
Your Online Image on Tinder
The same opening lines will have different success rates depending on the situation. A lot of factors come into play when the girl is making the decision about texting you back, so you need to get in her head and figure out what she’s thinking. This could be a whole blog post by itself but I will keep it to the essentials.
Why Would She Go on a Date with You?
Think about this. Why would the girl text you back?
The simple answer would be that she is attracted to you, but there is more to it.
First of all, let’s actually assume that she IS interested in you. Unfortunately, this is not always the case since a lot of girls just use Tinder (or real life) as a way to get an ego boost, or because they’re bored.
When I say ‘she is interested in you’ I just mean that she is interested in finding out more about you. Don’t get all excited or nervous at this point. She is not into you yet, but she is open to communicate and see where it goes. That is all we need.
THIS IS THE KEY TO SEXY TIME
This is why Tinder is so fucking amazing. You already know that she is interested in you or else she wouldn’t have liked you in the first place! Now fap, clean up, relax, and let’s analyze the situation with a clear mind.
Think about why she is interested in you. So far she has only seen your Tinder pictures, and your profile text.
What do you have going for you? Are you good looking, or are you doing interesting stuff in your pictures? Or maybe you have a lot of interests in common?
Why would she have swiped right in the first place.
Answer honestly and please drop all the self-destructive “I don’t know… I see no reason why she would like me… she is like an angel farting rainbows, and I’m just a troll living in my mom’s basement”.
If that is your mindset, there is nothing I can do for you. Grow a pair and man up. Girls like assertive dudes.
Consider What Type of Chick You Are Trying to Pick up
Now look at all the information you have about her. What kind of girl is she and how hot is she?
That greatly affects how you should formulate your tinder pickup lines. For example, if she is really hot, everybody will have liked her on Tinder.
Literally every single guy she likes on Tinder will be a match. If you don’t have some super pussy magnet pictures or look like Brad Pitt, you have to take a chance.
Your normal response like “Hey :)” will have low success with such a chick. You will be the 5th guy that writes her that exact text, the same day!
The hotter the girl compared to your portrayed social status, the more interesting you have to be in your Tinder conversation.
This is not an exact science, and should be taken lightly. However, it shows that with the HB (hot babes) 3-5 you can be way more mellow and just build trust.
You don’t need a lot of hardcore cheesy pickup lines here. In fact, a cocky attitude can be counterproductive with these girls. Make her feel comfortable with you, like you’re actually interested in what she thinks and her opinions, and you are 80% there.
When we are talking about the hotter chicks 6+, you need to increase your cockiness, and at the same time accept that you won’t get all the pussy. It’s like negotiating a deal – you have to be willing to cut your losses and walk away or they’ll smell your desperation like a ravenous animal.
Chicks will ignore you no matter how smooth you are. Don’t put too much thought into it.
Putting It All Together: How to hack Tinder (and get into girls’ panties)
You’re almost there. You’ve figured out why she is interested in you. You decided on the type a girl she is and now know what NOT to do. You are already better off than 95% of the men on Tinder. Congrats dude.
Now you are ready to see the light!
Enough theory and random nonsense. Let’s get to the motherfucking point! How to open a Tinder conversation so the girls will be waiting by their phones for your texts. I know, you’re probably thinking:
“JUST TELL ME WHAT TO WRITE!”
No more teasing. It is time.
This info is the shit. We covered the basics here, but this video will teach you some insane stuff that is guaranteed to get you laid.
- Like how to get smoking hot girls to write you first
- Exactly what to write to get a response
- How to set up a date – and actually get them to show up.
- And some secret stuff that I can’t even write here. It’s pretty dirty.
Okay it’s a grey zone.. But I can promise you that it’s hella fun.
After this free video there is an option to pay for some crazy effective stuff. I definitely recommend you to invest in it, but if you’re broke just watch the free video, it contains some gold nuggets as well 😉
Disclaimer: I am not liable for how you choose to use these hacks. What you do with this knowledge is on you. Use it for the power of good buddy, (and maybe a tiny little bit of evil)